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Joule apartments and condominiums
523 Broadway Ave. E. Developer: Essex Broadway LLC Architect: Matt Driscoll* Broadway’s going beige and soon to be renamed Belltown Hill. Here’s one side of the new condos across the street from Brix,...
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Columbia City Condos
5220 42nd Ave. S. Developer: 20th Century Development Architect: n/a This is a very depressing building. Really, this looks like class C office space heavily sprayed with textured pancake make-up...
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Summit Condos
900 Summit Ave E OMG! We totally saw this cardboard and red rubberband building kit on Etsy. This must be the beginner’s building set. We suggest one or two more giant rubberbands to keep the boxes...
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McGuire Apartments
210 Wall Street Developer: Carpenter’s Tower LLC Architect: in hiding Local papers report: Developer Surprised That Rock Bottom, Cheap-Assed Construction Doesn’t Last. That’s right, so badly...
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Thornton Place condominiums
337 Northeast 103rd Street Developer: Stellar Holdings and Lorig Associates Architect: Mithun Is there a word for failing before you begin? If that’s your investment strategy, buy here first. ‘Cause...
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Lusty Lady, Bone Voyage!
1315 1st Avenue The menage à trois with the pressing condos is coming to an end. Is it too much to ask that this building not be torn down? We realize this is some seriously valuable air above waiting...
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Escala condominiums
1920 Fourth Avenue Developer: Lexas Companies Architect: Thoryk Architecture Something-is-changing-at Escala-dot-com…could it be the ownership? So when the bank owns your condo tower, do you get free...
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Helix Apartments
4751 12th Avenue Northeast Developer: Harbor Properties Architect: Baylis Architects Now that we are waiting for the cheapshit condo market to rebound, we have scrap ex-condo parts to make apartments....
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Olive 8 condominiums
737 Olive Way, Seattle, WA Developer: RC Hedreen Architect: Mulvanny G2 Cheapshitcondos had a tour of the soon to be auctioned Olive 8 condominiums. We were lured by the offer of “an enviable lifestyle...
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Riverwalk at Redmond condominiums
15821 Leary Way NE Redmond, WA Developer: Roger Nix/ on the lam Architect: unavailable/embarrassed AMBER ALERT!!! Condominium developer Roger Nix has gone missing. Last known whereabouts: building new...
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